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BANC | Negociere strânsă: ”Salut! Care-i ultimul preț?”
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Atenție, dragi cititori! Bancul zilei va stârni hohote de râs. Discuția haioasă între un tip care voia să achiziționeze un anumit lucru de pe o platformă și proprietarul a devenit virală.
”-Salut! Care-i ultimul preț?!
-Salut! 900 de lei.
-Accepți 300?
-Sigur, de ce nu?
-Perfect. Unde ne vedem?
-Nerva Traian, nr. 4.
-Ok, sunt în zonă. Ajung în 10 minute.
După ceva timp, tipul spune:
-Am ajuns.
-Super. Intră înăuntru.
-În clubul de comedie?
-Da, apoi urcă-te pe scenă și spune-ți glumele și altora”, este bancul zilei.
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